A crazy socialist SAHM with one *sniff* insane dogs, a great reputation for entertaining (which is why my friends are always bugging for invites to dinner!), undefeated LOTR Risk Champion for the last 10 games! I love to rant, never obey the rules and dislike being told what to do. The only exception being from a very cute little 22lb Tyrant known as the Ninja or Moochismo or some other form of those names. I am married to a great guy who puts up with my madness and am supported by a host of friends who think I'm a good mixture of bitch and sweetness all rolled into one and tolerate my "lack of caffeine" mix ups on a regular basis.